비슷한 유머로 bad conductor가 있습니다.

So there was one man who was a train conductor. One day he came to work very drunk and starting hitting people on the tracks, killing a few before he was caught and arrested. State law deemed that death via the electric chair was ok to be done.
The day he was put to death, they asked him for any last meals. He simply said that he\'d want a banana. They oblidged and put him on the chair. The chair was activated and.....nothing. he was still alive.
They were perplexed. but due to local law, they could only do the chair once on him.

Eventually the man escaped, got very drunk again, got on another train and started to kill more people. He was caught again and everybody jumped on the idea of giving him the electric chair treatment again.
Once again, they asked him what his last meal would be. Once again, he simply said he wanted a banana. They obliged. He ate it, got on the chair, and once again did not die when they turned it on.
He escaped again.
The police were hot on his tail this time. They didn\'t want to let him out of their sites. But he did. He got away.

A few weeks later he obtain a train again and killed MORE people. Police found him sloppy drunk throwing up on the floor.
They decided to try the chair once more. THey bought a brand new one and tested it with various other criminals.
He asked for a banana as a last meal once more. Scientists checked everything about the fruit they gave him, before giving it to him. He ate it, sat in the chair again, and they activated it.
He didn\'t die again. He was still there, looking at the floor in sadness.
The officials and onlookers were perplexed, angry and baffled. They all bombarded him with questions. they asked him, \"how are you still alive after?!?!\"

he simply said \"I guess i\'m just a bad conductor\"